Saturday, November 20, 2010

Womens Favorite E-mail of the Year | Amazing Wonders

  A man was sick and tired 
       Of going to work every day 
      While his wife stayed home.
He wanted her to see what he went 
Through so he prayed: 
'Dear Lord: 
I go to work every day and put 
In 8 hours while my wife 
Merely stays at home. 
I want her to know what 
I go through. 
So, please allow her body to 
Switch with mine for a day.

God, in his infinite wisdom, 
Granted the man's wish. 
The next morning, sure enough, 
The man awoke as a woman... 
He arose, cooked breakfast 
For his mate, 
Awakened the kids,

Set out their school clothes, 
Fed them breakfast, 
Packed their lunches, 
Drove them to school, 
Came home and picked 
Up the dry cleaning, 
Took it to the cleaners 
And stopped at the bank 
To make a deposit,

Went grocery shopping, 
Then drove home to put 
Away the groceries,

Paid the bills and balanced 
The check book. 
He cleaned the cat's litter box 
And bathed the dog.. 
Then, it was already 1 P.M. 
And he hurried to make the beds, 
Do the laundry, vacuum, 
Dust, And sweep and mop 
The kitchen floor. 
Ran to the school to pick up 
The kids and got into an argument 
With them on the way home. 
Set out milk and cookies and 
Got the kids organized to do 
Their homework. 
Then, set up the ironing board 
And watched TV while he 
Did the ironing. 
At 4:30 he began peeling 
Potatoes and washing 
Vegetables for salad, 
Breaded the pork chops 
And snapped 
Fresh beans for supper.

After supper, 
He cleaned the kitchen, 
Ran the dishwasher, 
Folded laundry, 
Bathed the kids, And put 
Them to bed. 
At 9 P.M. He was exhausted 
And, though his daily chores 
Weren't finished, he went to 
Bed where he was expected to 
Make love, which he managed 
To get through without complaint.

The next morning, he awoke 
And immediately knelt by the 
Bed and said: - 
Lord, I don't know what 
I was thinking. 
I was so wrong to envy my 
Wife's' being able to stay 
Home all day. 
Please, Oh! Please, 
Let us trade back.. Amen!' 
The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied:

'My son, I feel you have 
Learned your lesson and 
I will be happy to change 
Things back to the way 
They were. 
You'll just have to wait 
Nine months, though. 
You got pregnant last night.'

This has been voted 
Women's Favorite 
E-mail of the Year!

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